Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I need water and some morals
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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