It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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