And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
