do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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