and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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