Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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