How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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