google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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