S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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