why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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