I saw his package. It spoke to me.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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