Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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