so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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