Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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