I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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