nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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