He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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