I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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