a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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