Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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