Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she told me i tasted like america
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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