there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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