We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Please don't give away my fajitas
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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