Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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