He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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