FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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