So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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