My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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