found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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