i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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