why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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