There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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