My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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