How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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