umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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