I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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