Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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