WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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