whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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