She's JV to your varsity
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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