This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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