Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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