I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
