Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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