your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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