so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great