WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece