So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.