what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.