I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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