let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
