And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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