Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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