Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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