I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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