Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
tell me about the fingering
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