We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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