Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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